Report for Berwick Smythe
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SummaryPerfectly Exquisite

If you want to insinuate that anyone with the surname Taylor is a gaylord, use this simple method:

1) Get hold of an exercise book or anything else they have written their name on.
2) Write a 'd' at the end of 'Taylor'.
3) Curl a large 'C' around the 'T' to create a capital 'G'.

Stewart Gaylord knows what I'm talking about. I'm 30 now, and I still show people that if I'm pissed enough.