gaylord
Another of those 'not knowing the actual meaning of the word gay' thing. This name was enforced upon anyone who was weak, small, or young. Which of course defines gayness.
written by St*ph*n B*ay, approved by Log

Also an Indian restaurant in Manchester. "Eating at the Gaylord" was far too tempting a euphemism for oral sex to be kept to oneself.
written by Jo* Bly*h, approved by Log

Gaylord was often turned into "Lord of all Gays" and proceded in rank upto "God of Gay". When this started there were only a few steps Lord, King, God. But as we got older there were Cheiftans, Barrons, Popes and one memorable time when I called my sister the "Dowager Duchess Of Gay".
After time the Of Gay got dropped and You Barron & Cheiftan are still commonly used amongst my friends.
written by Ja*es*Ta*n, approved by Log

In some Primary Schools, a perfectly acceptable come-back to this insult was "just because I’m the lord of the gays, it doesn’t mean I’M gay".
This come-back was never used in secondary school, because it was shit, and gay.
written by Da* Sm*th, approved by Log

If you want to insinuate that anyone with the surname Taylor is a gaylord, use this simple method:

1) Get hold of an exercise book or anything else they have written their name on.
2) Write a 'd' at the end of 'Taylor'.
3) Curl a large 'C' around the 'T' to create a capital 'G'.

Stewart Gaylord knows what I'm talking about. I'm 30 now, and I still show people that if I'm pissed enough.
written by Be*wic* Smyt*e, approved by Matt