Report for Will Hayward
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SummaryPerfectly Exquisite

He's Popeye the sailor man
He lives in a pot of jam
The jam was so sticky
It stuck to his dicky
He's popeye the sailor man

For some reason, I saw fit to relate this particular version to my mum who, in turn, thought it would be a good idea if I sang it to my great granny down the phone. I was a bit unsure about this but she seemed to like it so that's OK. She's dead now.

A very similar tradition was upheld with John Sweet. Upon entry to the common room he was welcomed with a cry of 'John Sweet, everybody' and a hearty round of applause.
He also had Happy Birthday sung to him on 364 days of every year.