Status: Normal
Everything is as it was ten years ago. Any dips in quality are entirely the fault of the editors. If it's not funny, be kind and just assume it aged poorly. The people who wrote this don't exist any more, and are all being very left wing on Twitter as we speak (except for Mansh). The amount of time between now and writing these memories is greater than the time between writing these memories and the events we were remembering. Next, senility. Then, death.
cockfingers has left the building
With the restoration of normality, Cockfingers covers his face with his hands and jizzes himself into a mist. He won't bother you any more. You can, however, still visit him in his house.
you have been briefed
Now return to the page you were on, bearing in mind that you've just manipulated the timeline, and things might be different.