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| Approved stories | 4 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
Regional variations on the spoken 'Bud Bud Ding Ding' is this song; "Bud Bud Ding Ding Tickets please, One to Bradford one to Leeds, One to Heckmondwyke if you please, Bud Bud Ding Ding Tickets Please." Can also be substituted with Birmingham, Leicester and maybe Wolverhampton. If you must.
Grafitti on the back the back seat of the 423, 424, and 426 buses from Bradford to Wakefield. Penned by either an agrieved ex-con who couldn't afford a car or Derek, who was bragging.
The thing that you were touching that you couldn't afford was usually a dirty parka with matted fur that smelt of wrong milk that had been handed down from smelly, hard sibling to smelly hard sibling. You were usually touching it out of necessity rather than choice when caught up in the everyday chaos of trying to board the school bus.
Part of Clarkes Shoes better-thought-out plan for world domination. Realised that children only wanted shoes on the basis that they were 'good for skidding' when it snowed. Looked like Cornish pasties for feet.