Report for Alan Miller
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SummaryExemplary Child

This can only be asked of someone who is wearing a tie and v-neck jumper:

"What does a ship do when it gets to the harbour?"

The answer is, of course, "ties up!", which you shout while swiftly tugging their tie from behind their jumper. Only really results in mild irritation, but it was a popular thing to do.

[log]If you see this one coming, try to pull off a daring reversal by shouting "drops anchor" and taking a really fast shit on their shoe[/log]