| Report for billy baghead | |
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| Approved stories | 1 |
| Rejected stories | 6 |
| Summary | Mean Boy |
aaaaaarrrmmmmmmm, you better get bricking, you better get scared.marc perry used to say this,the only kid with a moustache in the whole school,and it was a beauty i swear,like a mexican
The noise you make when you have some one in a headlock and then punch them in the head.See this is how Gavin would walk his girlfriend to school every morning.In a headlock,punching her in the face now and then.Thats what we told him anyhow.
Wayne Hemmingway(not the fashion dude)was too skinny to look after himself.For normal fun we would steal his stuff of him and destroy in front of his face,it was quite a spectatator sport.Best of all though was when four of us(all supposedly his"friends") each took hold off a limb and started pulling to loud cries of "pull,pull,pull Wayne apart.
Farming Proficieny Test? What country did you go to school in?
Crackers under bus tyres at twelve years old?True rebels
This was also a popular occurence in my maths class(top set in the year)Rather than nobs though we would draw pictures of our maths teacher giving some of his choice catchphrases and then hand it in for the victim without him knowing.Both homework and offensive illustration would come back marked.
Whilst idly browsing through a biology textbook one day myself and a friend came across a picture of a woman in labour.It was quite graphic, the kids head was poking out and you could see everything. All well and good, but when the picture was turned upside down it looked like a little mewling baby with big chunky arms. So funny we had to show the rest of the class and our teacher. Teacher wasn’t chuffed though. She was still pissed of with us for laughing at the siamese twins.