german terrorists
Whilst innocently measuring the circumference of the playground with a pedometer, a friend and I were approached by an elderly couple who announced that they were German Terrorists in need of directions to the centre of the village. Despite a lack of formal anti-terrorist training we managed to direct the couple to a fenced-in path running alongside the playground, where we pelted them with stones, causing them to run until the man hurt his leg.
written by jo*n can*ing*, approved by Phil
Are you sure they weren't actually 'tourists' which sounded like 'terrorists' because of their accents? Second thoughts; they were German, and probably shagged each other's poo or something, and probably deserved it.
Oh yes! 'Tourists' would sound a bit like 'terrorists' with a German accent, wouldn't it, Nossidge Man! I suspect that could well have been the source of the confusion! Thanks for pointing that out!
Tune in next week when Nossidge Man explains that "what do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo - a woolly jumper" is funny because sheep have wool and kangaroos can jump.
For fuck's sake. - Phil
Oh yes! 'Tourists' would sound a bit like 'terrorists' with a German accent, wouldn't it, Nossidge Man! I suspect that could well have been the source of the confusion! Thanks for pointing that out!
Tune in next week when Nossidge Man explains that "what do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo - a woolly jumper" is funny because sheep have wool and kangaroos can jump.
For fuck's sake. - Phil
written by No*si*ge M*n, approved by Mansh