circumcision, what is?
A futile question designed to test the infinite patience of our Religious Education teacher. He would reply every time with a textbook response - "It is the removal of a small piece of skin from the male sexual organ, or penis." If he had answered without using the phrase "male sexual organ, or penis", he might have been spared the endless repetition. But he did, and he wasn't.
written by Jo* Bl*th, approved by Log
Our RE teacher added, "I saw a circumcision once. It put me right off spaghetti hoops".
written by Ab*y N*rm*l, approved by Log