| Report for Dan Smith | |
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| Approved stories | 3 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 5 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 2 |
| Summary | Could Try Harder |
In some Primary Schools, a perfectly acceptable come-back to this insult was "just because I’m the lord of the gays, it doesn’t mean I’M gay".
This come-back was never used in secondary school, because it was shit, and gay.
This come-back was never used in secondary school, because it was shit, and gay.
Also consider saying that the year slag has had "more helmets than Hitler" and "more pricks than a cactus". Not that Hitler had helmets, as such. And cacti don't really have pricks, come to think of it.
Anyway, to imply she's a whore, try "she's sold more shags than Carpet City".
Anyway, to imply she's a whore, try "she's sold more shags than Carpet City".
During our school exchange visit to France, a day trip was organised to a seaside town. Five of us snuck off and bought loads of cheap froggy beer and wine and set about quaffing it.
Being a cunt, Jonathan Evenett got drunk and tried to snog a (male) French lifeguard on the beach.
"But they all do it in France!" was his feeble defence.
As if that wasn't sad enough, Jonathan then tried to snog one of the ships officers on the way home, resulting in our entire school being banned from P&O ferries.
He'd only had half a shandy.
Being a cunt, Jonathan Evenett got drunk and tried to snog a (male) French lifeguard on the beach.
"But they all do it in France!" was his feeble defence.
As if that wasn't sad enough, Jonathan then tried to snog one of the ships officers on the way home, resulting in our entire school being banned from P&O ferries.
He'd only had half a shandy.