A variation on standard bumming procedure. The two bummers in this case stand back to back, then both bend forward a little to create the bumming y. This seems to be based on the misconception that you can bum someone's bum, using only your bum. Or that bumming is the application of your bum to anything (including other bums), and not sticking a dick up one. Charming, but naive.
Gayness, like vampirism, is spread through intimate contact. Therefore, if you approached the Bumming Bushes at the far end of the playing field you were, literally, asking for it.
Hidden in those bushes were anything from one to five naked men who would bum any boy who came too near. They would drag him into the bushes and bum him until he liked it and thereafter he, in turn, would bum others and so on...
A brave group of boys once stormed the bushes and found no naked men but they did find a few lolly sticks an empty can and some string. This was all the evidence needed to confirm that some victim had been tied up and bummed with such vigour that a refreshment break had been necessary.
As the legend grew bolder the naked men were given names. There was Ram Bottom - the leader, Captain Kinky, Big Billy Bendy Bollocks and two others who always wore masks but were thought to be Mr Ellis (Geography) and the old man who swept up in the market and who had been caught masturbating in a public convenience.
Hidden in those bushes were anything from one to five naked men who would bum any boy who came too near. They would drag him into the bushes and bum him until he liked it and thereafter he, in turn, would bum others and so on...
A brave group of boys once stormed the bushes and found no naked men but they did find a few lolly sticks an empty can and some string. This was all the evidence needed to confirm that some victim had been tied up and bummed with such vigour that a refreshment break had been necessary.
As the legend grew bolder the naked men were given names. There was Ram Bottom - the leader, Captain Kinky, Big Billy Bendy Bollocks and two others who always wore masks but were thought to be Mr Ellis (Geography) and the old man who swept up in the market and who had been caught masturbating in a public convenience.
A game that involved folding your arms in front of you and running at each other. Fun when you are 6; excitingly dangerous when you are 14, as it becomes possible for a flying wedge of boys to launch the fat kid three feet in the air backwards across a corridor crossroads.
This was seen by a teacher, who said 'now that was silly, wasn't it?' to the fat kid as he groaned on the floor, ignoring the obviously guilty group of boys standing not ten feet away with their arms nonchalantly folded.
This was seen by a teacher, who said 'now that was silly, wasn't it?' to the fat kid as he groaned on the floor, ignoring the obviously guilty group of boys standing not ten feet away with their arms nonchalantly folded.
The favourite half-bullying attack of Arnold Hill Comprehensive, derived from mass killer Ted Bundy. Accompanied by the battle cry of "ooww, Bundy...", the elbow was raised above the head and brought down on the victim, as the assailant launched themselves wholesale into the attack. It didn't hurt all that much, but it was very entertaining to watch, so the victim got no sympathy. A crowd pleaser - encores often requested. It isn't a bundy if the attacker's feet don't leave the ground during the blow. They may cry "bundy" but they are wrong.
A place in Germany where all the unperformed bundies (qv) are kept, waiting patiently to be delivered.
Maths teacher who developed the controversial but effective teaching method of grabbing kids by the throat and pinning them to the wall until they gave her the right answer.
Often resulting in panicked trial and error and a stream of steadily less discernable numbers.
Often resulting in panicked trial and error and a stream of steadily less discernable numbers.
The act of burping in to your cupped hands and releasing the finger seal with a simultaneous blow of the stench in the direction of your mate, or victim. I am the world champion.
A two-player game, each player would face each other about twenty feet apart. The game would start with the first player to swing his imaginary racket. He would then emit a loud burp when the racket made contact with imaginary ball.
The game was won in two ways, either one player would hit an Ace (a burp so loud that it would bring him close to vomiting, much to the applause of the audience) or would run out of burps.
The game was won in two ways, either one player would hit an Ace (a burp so loud that it would bring him close to vomiting, much to the applause of the audience) or would run out of burps.
A combination of a squat thrust and a star jump that contains the word burp, which is a funny word because belching is funny.
Around the age of seven, when me and my friends first started getting noticeable (and pleasurable) erections we used to lie on our fronts in the field and see if we could make a hole in the ground with our willies. We never succeeded, although you could cheat with a finger or a stick.
Prone to getting shot with air rifles. Ours was practicing his golf swing on the school field, and ran about 50 yards before falling over in shock. My mate got suspended, and wasn't allowed to shoot anyone else.
A small village in Nottinghamshire, which has the same initials as "Blow Job", and thus allows Nottingham High School for Girls students to tell each other what they got up to with their boyfriends last night without actually having to mention the dirty deed.
As in "I went to Burton Joyce with Nick last night". Can be reversed - Joyce Burton - to describe cunnilingus, for the experimenting lezzers there.
As in "I went to Burton Joyce with Nick last night". Can be reversed - Joyce Burton - to describe cunnilingus, for the experimenting lezzers there.
A hobby less exciting and dynamic than train spotting. Peter and Kenneth had notebooks packed with bus registration numbers which they'd show us if we feigned interest for a fraction of a second.
How Kenneth got into bus spotting was actually a charming story. "I remember seeing a book bus outside my window when I was five and it was all painted and I just started liking busses". Aw.
How Kenneth got into bus spotting was actually a charming story. "I remember seeing a book bus outside my window when I was five and it was all painted and I just started liking busses". Aw.
When the double decker hired for a school trip makes a sharp left, all boys on the top deck must hurl themselves violently towards the right hand side of the bus, in order to tip it over. Afterwards everyone must agree that they got the wheels off the road that time.
This was the nickname for one of our french teachers after the character used to advertise BT at the time. The rumour spread like wildfire through the school that Miss Jones had been spotted giving a 6th former a blowjob in a telephone box.